1 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,180 - Thank you. - Thank you. 2 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,727 - Wow, this is crazy. - I know. 3 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:22,313 It, like, sucks the hangover right out. I love scientists. 4 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:24,399 I need to do IVs more often. 5 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,527 I always randomly have a sore throat. 6 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:32,907 My doctor, he does, like, an Instagram Live every morning at 9 a.m. 7 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,951 If you wanna, like, drop a little question in the comments, 8 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,786 he's really good about replying to women. 9 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:40,373 What? What? 10 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:44,294 I just got a DM from this really, really sexy chef. 11 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,046 Look at her. She's kind of a bully, 12 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,297 - but like in a hot way. - Oh, my God, 13 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,257 she's the head chef at Ginny! 14 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:50,633 It's a really cute spot right now. 15 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,010 It's like really hard to get into for civilians. 16 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:53,928 She just invited me to come tonight. 17 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,472 Dude, run that shit. 18 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,432 - Should we go? - Yeah, I'm so fucking down. 19 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:58,515 Say yes. 20 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,936 - Cute! - Oh, my God. 21 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,690 My phone is, like, blowing up. 22 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,318 Okay, why do people keep on sending me this? 23 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,819 Hi, my loves. 24 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:13,490 So I literally hate making a video like this, 25 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,201 because you guys know I pride myself, right, 26 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,787 - on being a girl's girl? - What the fuck? 27 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,413 But I don't wanna name names, 28 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,373 and I don't want you guys guessing the wrong person. 29 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:26,711 So, I'm just gonna share that it's Tallulah Stiel. 30 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,046 - Are you fucking kidding?! - Tallulah. 31 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:30,465 - Ow! Ow! Oh, my God! - Ow! 32 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,217 - Ah, I'm bleeding. - No. 33 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,676 - I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding! - Yeah, same. 34 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,053 - Hold on, hold on. - I need a Band-Aid. 35 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,179 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay. 36 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,348 - Alani, I need a Band-Aid. - I know! 37 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:39,933 - Ow! - It's in my arm. 38 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,351 - Okay, I have… - What did she say? 39 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,061 …she stole my Balenciaga. 40 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:44,687 Okay, I have nipple covers, 41 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,232 but take two, 'cause my nipples are really fuckin' small. 42 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:56,157 Yeah, so TRESemmé only works with, like, a few influencers a year, 43 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,494 so it's actually like a huge deal that they hired Tallulah. 44 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:01,079 What's the ask, honey? 45 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,873 It's like 20k for like one day of work. 46 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,083 - That's great. - I know. 47 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,292 How long do the images run? 48 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,295 - Six months. - Okay, yeah, not too bad. 49 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,131 - Yeah. - You have to be careful on these deals. 50 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,757 - Sometimes they have an option… - No, no, no. 51 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:16,177 I actually pushed back on option length 'cause I knew about that, 52 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,847 and I got six months 'cause they wanted a year. 53 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,223 Nice catch, honey. 54 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,267 - Your mom wants to say hi. - Maia. 55 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:23,810 - Hi. - Are you still breaking out? 56 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:25,395 I wonder if it's hormonal. 57 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,897 I just read an article the other day about a girl 58 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,441 who stopped eating eggs and her skin cleared right up. 59 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,569 Okay, well, I have to eat eggs, Mom. 60 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,405 Ugh, your sister's acne is terrible right now too. 61 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,699 - I don't know how to help her. - Oh, my God. 62 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:39,159 Wait, I have to go. I have a work call. 63 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:40,660 - Bye… - Bye. 64 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:43,079 So, not only is she a coked-out and awful friend 65 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,165 but she's a criminal and a kink shamer. 66 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,250 Like, girl, pick a struggle! 67 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,169 - Fuck! Fuck. - Imagine my surprise… 68 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,461 Oh, my God, fuck. 69 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:52,115 Hi. 70 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,715 Are people texting you about it? 71 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:56,259 Whatever happened to "Hello, how are you? 72 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,635 - How's your day?" - Hey! 73 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,304 Are people texting you about it? 74 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,014 Yeah, baby, it's bad. 75 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:03,766 Even my old group chats are reactivating. 76 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,769 Like, my Birthright group chat randomly talking about it. 77 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,856 Mostly they're talking about other things, but… 78 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,566 - Mm, it's fine. - Okay, do you think Tallulah 79 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:13,193 is gonna lose the TRESemmé deal? 80 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:15,111 Alyssa will freak out. 81 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,655 If Tallulah gets a reputation as being brand unsafe, 82 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:18,823 I'm fucked. 83 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:22,535 I'm literally fucked. Like, what is she gonna do? Write a book? 84 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:26,414 Slow down, it's fine. I mean, reputations ended in 2017. 85 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:28,166 Everyone knows that, and, like, look at me. 86 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,793 Mimi Rush fired me and it's like no one even cares. 87 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,503 We're fine. Okay, I have to go get my matcha. 88 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:34,172 - I love you so much, you're a star. - Okay. 89 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:36,216 - Okay, bye. - Okay, I love you, bye. 90 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,842 You're always such a dream. 91 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,594 And send me that video of your daughter's play. 92 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:41,804 - Okay. - Sorry, it's a whole thing. 93 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,182 - Hi, Maurice. - There's a line. 94 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:47,559 I know. 95 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:50,605 Okay, I've been cutting too much. 96 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:53,191 I'll tone it down, but right now, I really… 97 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:54,776 Management says no more line cuts. 98 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:03,326 Mmm. 99 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:06,120 Mimi Rush? Okay, I get it. 100 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:09,749 So, you just wanna take the side of, like, a pop star 101 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:12,502 you're never gonna meet instead of a guy you know? 102 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,295 Hey, you wanna know the last thing she said to me? 103 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,716 - What? - She said, "I hate my fans." 104 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,636 - You're making that up. - Good day. 105 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:22,887 It's not true. 106 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,222 - She really meant it. - Yes, hi. 107 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:31,562 Hey, line, just so you guys know, the guy making your matchas inside 108 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:35,441 did have three fingers up my ass very recently. 109 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:38,027 She's a total ketamine fiend. 110 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,029 She would sell your mother's soul for a bump. 111 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,197 Okay. 112 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,493 - Hey. - Hey. 113 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:48,246 - How is she? - She's freaking out. 114 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,833 Oh, God. Okay. Tallulah? 115 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,377 What's wrong? What are you looking for? 116 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,545 - Hey. - Your vape? 117 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:57,879 I've got a backup. 118 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,133 There you go. 119 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:06,264 Yeah, hit that, that's good. Alright. 120 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,766 How are you feeling? 121 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:11,894 - Horrible. - Okay. 122 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,397 Everybody hates me and I'm having a panic attack. 123 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,482 - Yeah. - I tried to give her an edible 124 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,276 and she wouldn't take it. 125 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:20,528 - I took it. - Okay. 126 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:21,904 And now, you're… 127 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,656 - High. - …really high? 128 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:27,410 Alright, guys, I think let's all take a breath. 129 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,370 It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. 130 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,955 No, it's not gonna be fine. 131 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,250 People are saying I have shark eyes. 132 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,002 You do not have shark eyes. 133 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:39,297 You have deer eyes, if anything. 134 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,590 Like Bambi. Sexy. 135 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,425 Yeah, one of the sexy animals. 136 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,260 Don't read the comments, okay? People are gonna use this 137 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,887 as an excuse to call you ugly. 138 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:47,972 They're not calling me ugly. 139 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,807 They're saying I'm a horrible person. 140 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,517 You're not a horrible person. 141 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,145 You're not perfect but, like, none of us are. 142 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:56,064 You are beautiful and good, guys. 143 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:58,191 We are all beautiful and good. 144 00:05:58,274 --> 00:05:59,942 Well, it's official. Everyone wants me dead. 145 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,196 Mimi Rush has turned the entire service industry against me. 146 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:04,822 - I'm banned from Canyon Coffee. - Oh, my… 147 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,699 - No! - Banned from Canyon? 148 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:08,993 - So, no more coffee ever? - I pride myself… 149 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,870 No, of course, I can have coffee. 150 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:13,122 I'm banned from cutting. Why are you not more mad? 151 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,749 This affects all of us. 152 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:17,835 What am I supposed to do, wait in line like I'm an assistant at UTA? 153 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,295 I just need to defend myself. 154 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,339 Fuck these losers in the fucking comments. 155 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:22,507 You guys better strap in… 156 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:23,758 How 'bout you suck my dick from the back… 157 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,718 - Whoa! - …you fucking piece of shit? 158 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:29,347 Whoa, okay. Tallulah, I think don't engage in the comments, alright? 159 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,682 With situations like this, it's sensitive, 160 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,226 there could be consequences. 161 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:38,106 Let's just, you know, like, think a little before we respond. 162 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,108 How the fuck does Mimi Rush control everything 163 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,609 that the service workers are doing? 164 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:43,361 Because Mimi Rush is a gay icon, 165 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:45,780 and all service workers are gay, at least the ones that matter. 166 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:47,532 And they all have the same Adderall dealer, 167 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:48,991 and they all fucking talk. 168 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:52,078 She posted revenge porn on some piss fetish subreddit. 169 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:54,330 I'm sorry, I feel like I know her. 170 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,623 Can you play that back? 171 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:56,958 Alani, no. 172 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,086 I cannot believe this bitch. 173 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:03,297 This is slander. This is slander, isn't it? 174 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:06,175 - Your dad's a lawyer, right? - He works in insurance. 175 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,469 - Did you see what she said in part three? - Okay, Tallulah. 176 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,804 - I'm so sorry. - Did you see the stuff in part three? 177 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:11,722 - Just give it… No. - You… you… no. No. No. 178 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,391 - Well, let me see… then give me… - You can't look at the phone. 179 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:15,143 Oh, my God. 180 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,727 - Ooh. - Oh, my God! 181 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,647 - It's done. This is done. - Why would you do that?! 182 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,858 I obviously need my phone! 183 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,317 I need to message everyone back 184 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:24,694 and tell them to fucking kill themselves! 185 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:25,945 - Okay, Tallulah. - Hey, Lula, 186 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:28,156 keep the negative energy over there. 187 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,491 - Oh! - You need to let me handle this, okay? 188 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,368 Just give me 24 hours. 189 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:36,038 I promise you, I will take care of it. Alyssa has resources for this, okay? 190 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:38,040 Okay? 191 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:40,710 - Okay. - Okay. 192 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:43,254 - Yeah. - And just promise me 193 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:45,006 you're not gonna go online. 194 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:46,549 - Yeah. - Awesome. 195 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:50,178 So, what am I supposed to do now then? Am I just supposed to sit and wait? 196 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,305 She just broke my phone. What am I supposed to… 197 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,598 what am I supposed to look at? 198 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:55,641 Why don't you take a Klonopin? 199 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,351 - You sleep till tomorrow. - No. 200 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:00,146 - She has a date. - Oh! You have a date! 201 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,815 I'm obviously not gonna go on a date right now. 202 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,400 Well, you have to because you're not gonna let 203 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,402 this scandal ruin your fucking plan. 204 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,155 Like my dad used to say, we're not letting an indictment ruin another Christmas. 205 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:10,948 - Exactly. - Period. 206 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,992 Or a date. Tallulah? 207 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:15,495 You're gonna go on the date, have fun. 208 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,998 It's gonna be fine, you guys. It's gonna be fine. It's under control. 209 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:22,084 Stay calm. I've got this, because I am your manager. 210 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,503 Thank you, hanny. 211 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:41,687 Okay. 212 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,732 Alyssa, thank you so much for bringing Victor in. 213 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,984 - Mm-hmm. - And Victor, thank you for being here. 214 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,694 I know the Paulena video is not great, 215 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,239 but the good news is, like, none of it is true. 216 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:55,409 - I mean, some of it is true… - Aw, boo, you're freaking out! 217 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,328 I get it, it's a lot. It's your first scandal. 218 00:08:57,411 --> 00:09:01,499 But Victor is a crisis PR magician. 219 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:03,334 He fixed all that stuff on Ted 2. 220 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,294 Oh. What happened on Ted 2? 221 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,129 Nothing you ever heard about. 222 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,882 Alyssa shared the clip. 223 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,093 Looks like a classic "she said-she said" situation. 224 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:16,597 The nice thing about them both being crazy is that no one's believable. 225 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,391 It's two monkeys throwing shit at each other 226 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:19,892 until they get tired, right? 227 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,645 Well, Tallulah's not crazy. I mean, she's not perfect, 228 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,313 but that's what people love about her. 229 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:28,734 And I think if we lean into that sort of messy, 230 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,778 - honest version… - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 231 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:32,280 It doesn't actually matter. 232 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,699 The good news here is that they are both white. 233 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,243 S… what? 234 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:41,664 Yeah, white-on-white bullying is much easier to come back from. 235 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,583 - And a much shorter apology. - Mm. 236 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,043 An apology? 237 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,878 Yeah, here is the copy. 238 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,922 Straightforward, clean, 239 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,258 nothing for what's-her-name to come back at us on. 240 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:53,759 We acknowledge there's nothing we can do 241 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,469 or say to take away the pain we've caused. 242 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:58,014 We're sorry, we're listening, we're learning. 243 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:01,976 Yada-yada, past trauma, admire Paulena, of course, et cetera. 244 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,604 This is just… it's great. 245 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:08,190 Maybe Tallulah can offer to go to rehab for her drug problem. 246 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,942 Oh, bingo. Yeah, great. 247 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,277 - Mm-hmm. - Right. 248 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:16,032 But then, isn't Tallulah kinda saying, like, "Yep, I'm a coke whore." 249 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,909 Well, I think leaning into, "Oh, I was a coke whore…" 250 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,870 your words… "and then I got sober, and then I became 251 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,830 "a coke whore again. Addiction is a disease. 252 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:24,749 Sex work is real work," something in that vein. 253 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,542 - Mm. - Right. 254 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:31,422 I just wonder if it feels a little out of character for Tallulah 255 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:34,216 to be on this fake healing journey. 256 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,970 I feel like her followers will sense that it's dishonest 257 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,389 and we don't want them to turn on her. 258 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:44,226 Right, right. I'm sorry, can we just get on the same page here, I think? 259 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,438 You guys brought me in to save the TRESemmé deal, right? 260 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,857 That's the thing that matters here and what we're all working towards. 261 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:52,318 - Yeah, totally, 100%. - Okay. 262 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:53,819 Well, in that case, I'm gonna suggest 263 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,238 that you let me do the thing that I am good at, 264 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,866 that I promise you is going to work. 265 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,868 And then, after I leave, you'll get back 266 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,287 to doing whatever it is that you're good at. 267 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,580 - Okay. - Okay. 268 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,082 - That sounds good. - I know you wanna 269 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,793 protect your girlfriend, okay? 270 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:13,547 Obviously, I support that. But you have to see her as a client first. 271 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,174 This is what's right for your client. 272 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,885 - You… right. Right. - Yeah. 273 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,221 - Right. - So, it's settled? 274 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:23,307 - When are we posting? - Hm, let's see. 275 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,809 You wait three days for racism. 276 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:26,602 - Mm-hmm. - Two for homophobia. 277 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,354 Antisemitism, you respond right away. 278 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:29,897 - Mm-hmm. - But this… 279 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:32,441 This is just like not being a girl's girl. 280 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,444 Tomorrow morning. 281 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,616 We have a plan. 282 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,992 - Thank you, Victor. - Alrighty. 283 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,953 It was so lovely to meet you. 284 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:46,580 Isn't he great? 285 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:47,957 - He's great. - Yeah. 286 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,500 He's so great. 287 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,506 I just… I feel like it's a really bad idea 288 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,883 to go to, like, a hot restaurant right now. 289 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,260 I mean, that's the point, Tallulah. 290 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,220 - You need to be seen. - Both of us do. 291 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,098 Both of us are wrestling with huge attacks on our reputation. 292 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,516 I mean, yeah, you're both hated, which is why 293 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,101 you need to step out and show the town 294 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,602 that you have nothing to be embarrassed about. 295 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,855 Honestly, not going out in public looks guilty. 296 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:12,898 It's like, allegations? 297 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,110 Get off your phone, go to Nobu, get papped, 298 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:17,862 get the black cod, call it a day. 299 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,321 I mean, yeah, people will be like, 300 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,866 "If he did rape someone, it'd be weird if he came here." 301 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,617 - You know? - Okay, I'm just… 302 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,911 I just wanna be low-key right now. 303 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,330 Baby. Look at me. 304 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,041 You need to be bold. Make them look at you. 305 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,043 And I'm going there to trick the gay community 306 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,378 into thinking I'm nice. 307 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,047 Let's go win back these dumb fucking faggots. 308 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,507 When did you make that? 309 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,801 Oh, I've had it forever. Now, it finally makes sense. 310 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,352 I feel like all the kids here hate me. 311 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,438 I think that they can tell I had an abortion. 312 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,649 They might be able to, actually. 313 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,610 They have like a sixth sense about that kind of thing. 314 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,739 Hey, you good? 315 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:06,035 No. It's the fucking Tallulah thing. 316 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,953 It's getting way worse. 317 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,915 Paulena won't stop posting videos. She's like a fucking serial killer. 318 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:14,585 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. I thought you said that Victor guy was gonna handle it. 319 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,421 Yeah, yeah. 320 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,049 No, he's going to, I think. 321 00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:24,678 Hey, you know what? You can handle anything, alright? 322 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,557 I, however, have run out of snickerdoodle sleeves 323 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,434 - and have to go grab some more, so. - Okay. 324 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,353 Oh, by the way, watch out for the Silverlake moms. 325 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:35,648 They all seem nice and sweet, but they're actually secret C-words. 326 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,441 - Oh, secret C-words? - Mm-hmm. 327 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,152 Secret's out, babe. They're cunts, they're full cunts. 328 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,196 - Cunts. - Okay. 329 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,489 Alright, I'll be back. 330 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,410 Okay. I'm getting help. 331 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,121 I'm making an effort to do better and change. 332 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,207 No, I'm making an effort to change… 333 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,334 Hey, give it back! 334 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,253 I'm gonna tell the teacher on you. 335 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,672 Then I'll tell 'em you took the extra juicebox. 336 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,465 - That was you! - Hey! 337 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,134 Hey, girls. Girls… 338 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,345 - We're women. - Okay. 339 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:09,390 Well, I have an idea. What if you shared the brownie instead? 340 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:11,392 It's actually less calories that way. 341 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,769 Excuse me. That's my daughter. 342 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,647 Oh, I was just teaching her how to share. 343 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,651 Honey, you lost. 344 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,487 Next time, try to hold a little tighter, okay? 345 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,328 Maybe you're new, but we don't do sharing here. 346 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,330 It teaches people-pleasing. 347 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,416 We don't want to raise another generation of pushovers. 348 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,963 Totally. Sorry, I'm not a teacher, so I don't really know the rules. 349 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,424 - Sorry about that. - Stop saying you're sorry. 350 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:47,177 Hey, good girl! Don't reinforce beta habits. 351 00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:51,098 When you back down, that's when people can take advantage of you. 352 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,477 Could you watch my stand for a few minutes? 353 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,896 No. 354 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,939 Totally. 355 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,942 You're awesome. Okay, alright. 356 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,694 - Bye, you guys. - What'd you get? 357 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,281 Okay, big smiles, big smiles, nothing to hide. 358 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:09,727 Thank you. 359 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,702 Thank you so much. 360 00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,329 - Remember to smile. - It's so nice in here. 361 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,289 Love it. Are we smiling? 362 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,416 - We're all very nice people. - Yes. 363 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:18,792 - Are they seeing me smile? - Mm-hmm. 364 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,169 - Like back of house? - Wait, Lula, look at me. 365 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,837 - Back of house, front of house? - Look at me. Ready? 366 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,548 - No, no, no, no, no. Alani. - Just be yourself. 367 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,467 Oh, my God, okay. Is that Tessa? 368 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,385 - Oh! - Is that Tessa? 369 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,095 - Okay. - Look at her handling that shit. 370 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,972 Oh, my God, she just looked at you. 371 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,516 - Damn! - She fine shit. Good for you. 372 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,935 - Okay. - Hey. 373 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,353 Maybe it's fine that we came. 374 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,771 Okay, this is perfect, this is perfect. 375 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,397 Everyone's gonna love us. Everyone, just lock in. 376 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,900 Guys, just let me fucking order. 377 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,985 - Just pray for a gay waiter. - Okay. 378 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,987 - Good evening. - Hi. 379 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,781 - How are you? - Cute hat. 380 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,240 Oh, my God, thank you! 381 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,785 It's like an inside joke between me and the gay community, 382 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,079 which I have a great relationship with. 383 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,914 By the way, we're totally fine with tap water. 384 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,208 We're very low maintenance over here. 385 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,627 - Yeah. - Okay, great. 386 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,379 And have you guys dined with us here before? 387 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,756 At Ginny, we do everything family-style. 388 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,841 What a twist! And what is that? 389 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,426 - Is that we all share? - Yeah. 390 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,095 Generally, for a party of your size, 391 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,013 depending on how hungry you are, I would say anywhere 392 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,890 between, like, two to five dishes per person. 393 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:19,144 So, I think we'll just get, like, five to seven dishes each, 394 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,854 - totaling to amount of, like, 20? - Yeah, for sure. 395 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,856 For sure, I'm down. You… Lula? 396 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,441 - I don't care. - Ooh, fun. 397 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,276 Okay, you're my favorite kind of customer. 398 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,445 We got you. Just let me know if you need to slow down. 399 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,072 I don't think I'll be asking you to slow down. 400 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,532 - I'll see you in 30 minutes… - Thank you. 401 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,033 …and you let me know. 402 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,995 - You're amazing. - Well, guys, that's cute. 403 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,080 Those bitches need to stop taking pictures of me. 404 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,665 They're taking pictures of me. 405 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,625 They might be fans. We never know. 406 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,960 - Yeah. - They saw the Paulena video, 407 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,378 that's why they're taking pictures of me. 408 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,588 Get ready for this. Haters are fans on a bad day. 409 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,799 Totally, I can tell by their little faces, 410 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,676 these girls are just, like, fucking Reddit girls 411 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,053 who get off to, like, talking shit about you 412 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,638 and looking up who your ex-boyfriend is. 413 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,348 What are they saying about me on Reddit? 414 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,267 Not… 415 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,895 I'm just saying that, like, Reddit is bullshit. 416 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:06,233 These influencer pages are just, like, fucking QAnon for femcels. 417 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,235 This is like a video game to them. 418 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,237 Like, give them one day and they're gonna say that you fucked Hunter Biden. 419 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,239 Why the fuck would I fuck Hunter Biden? 420 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,575 Excuse you. Because he's ripped and he likes to party. 421 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,910 His meth selfies got me through the pandemic. 422 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,247 Alani, let me see your phone. Let me see your phone. 423 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,791 I just wanna see the worst thing that they're saying about me 424 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,084 so I could, like, prepare myself. 425 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,295 - Let me see it. - What I… what I saw 426 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,047 last time was they were just, like, defending you. 427 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,074 Give me a sec, I'll… 428 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,549 - I'm gonna take a look. - It's good. It's good. 429 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:33,510 Sorry, it's like a yellow brick road of… yes! 430 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,597 Yes, Lula. Hold on. 431 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,641 The gist is they fucking love you, and let's fucking eat. 432 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,809 That's how I'm feeling. 433 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,227 Dyl? 434 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,396 I'm so sorry about the bake sale, 435 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,024 but I have to go deal with this Tallulah shit. 436 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,193 Yeah, you do. Have you seen her newest video? 437 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,361 No, she just posted four. I haven't watched 'em yet. 438 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,447 Okay, my college roommate just sent this to me. 439 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:56,033 It's like the last one, four minutes. Look, look. 440 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,785 - Oh, my God. - Look at the people she's around. 441 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,620 That's me doing coke, Maia. 442 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,580 Yeah, it's like insane how much coke 443 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,749 - you have on your face. - Yeah, I don't know how to do coke. 444 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,876 Okay, I did this for you because you… it's… 445 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,879 This is so fucking bad. I mean, I'm a meme. 446 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,298 I'm a meme online and they're calling me Coke Larry. 447 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,175 Wait, why are they calling you Coke Larry? 448 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,635 Because I'm doing coke, 449 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,637 and they say that I look like my name would be Larry. 450 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,722 Look, this is Coke Larry and Michael Jordan, 451 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,599 and it says "Chicago Fans Right Now." 452 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,893 - Like, what does this mean? - I don't know. I'm not on guy Twitter. 453 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,937 - It's disgusting. - This is fucking bad. 454 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,230 - Fucking Paulena. - Yeah, fucking Paulena. 455 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,857 This is why I don't wanna post the bullshit Victor apology. 456 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,235 Because I don't care about a fucking shampoo deal. 457 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:34,947 Paulena is fucking with my money my best friend, and now you. 458 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,615 Yeah, screw her, Maia. I mean, if someone 459 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:37,950 at the school sees that, like, 460 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,118 - I'm in so… - Dylan. 461 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,328 - Principal Sanchez. - Hey. 462 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:42,412 - Hey. - Hey. 463 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,792 I was just on Memes Daily. That's where I get my memes. 464 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,876 Oh. 465 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:49,920 Are you… 466 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,464 Coke Larry? 467 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,220 Yes, sir, I am. 468 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,812 I've got a golf trip next weekend. 469 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,939 You know, there's a couple high school buddies of mine. 470 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,191 And like, I'm kind of the guy. 471 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:13,985 Just 'cause I'm driving. 472 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,905 I don't wanna let them down. 473 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,241 Yeah, totally. 474 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,742 So, like, there's like five of us. 475 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,370 I don't really know. They're about my size, right? 476 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:24,496 Like, you know. 477 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,373 - Hey, Principal Sanchez! - Oh! 478 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:29,459 Hey, we will offline tomorrow, alright? 479 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,003 Great work with the snickerdoodles. 480 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,010 - That was so weird. - Oh, my God. 481 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:40,262 Okay, baby, I have to go find Tallulah. 482 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,307 Yeah, okay. Yeah, real quick. 483 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,851 That was like, a little blackmailing, right? 484 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,269 - Yeah, totally. - Like, I have to… 485 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,937 - I have to get him coke now? - Need to get him coke. 486 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,397 You think Paulena's a dead-end? 487 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,399 Baby, no. I'll get you coke. 488 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:53,775 - Charlie will have some. - Okay. Okay. 489 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:54,943 Okay, I love you. 490 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,029 Oh! Mm! 491 00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:01,074 Mm, mm, Damien, this rabbit is insane! 492 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,743 Freaking out. 493 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,912 I can't believe we have to eat this whole fucking rabbit. 494 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,955 - I can't. - I'm sorry, I'm a vegetarian 495 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,749 when the meat still looks like an animal. 496 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,168 Can you carry your weight, Tallulah? 497 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:15,214 Eat the rabbit. Eat the rabbit right now. Seriously. 498 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,383 - I have to pee. - What? 499 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,510 So, she's just not gonna eat the rabbit? 500 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,970 Since we haven't finished the carrots, 501 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,388 maybe we should leave them with the rabbit, 502 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,933 like, as like a veneration or a little offering? 503 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:34,024 - Fucking shit. - Took you long enough to come back here. 504 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:36,193 Oh, my God. You scared me. 505 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,614 Well, you're, you know, manning a whole kitchen. 506 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,908 - I didn't wanna bug you. - So what? 507 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,577 It's nice to finally meet you. 508 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,330 Oh, my God. "It's nice to finally meet you." 509 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,707 - Is that what I sound like? - Did you work hard on that line? 510 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,128 Yeah, I stayed up all night. 511 00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,717 You know, there are easier ways to make a reservation. 512 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,930 Oh, my God. That's… 513 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,059 …so embarrassing. 514 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:14,022 My phone got wet. That's why I was using that. 515 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,191 Oh. You put it in rice? 516 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,362 Well, you don't have any rice dishes on the menu. 517 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,573 There is a storeroom in the back. 518 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,201 We could go look for rice 519 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,788 if your friends can spare you a few minutes. 520 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,834 Well, they think I'm in the bathroom right now. 521 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,252 What, doing ketamine? 522 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,048 - I don't do ketamine. - It was a joke, Tallulah. 523 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,717 But why did you say that? I don't do ket… 524 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,511 It's banter, we're bantering, I thought we were flirting. 525 00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:45,929 - You was giving some… - Did you see the video? 526 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,389 - Is that what you're saying? - No, it was a joke. 527 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,474 - I was joking. - Oh, Tallulah! So sorry. 528 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,226 I didn't mean to interrupt. 529 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,688 Hi. I'm Maia Simsbury, Alyssa180. 530 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:56,148 Okay, hi. 531 00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,692 I love your restaurant. Great vibe. 532 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,069 - Thank you. - Can I talk to you 533 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,529 - for one second? - Mm-hmm. 534 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:04,906 Nice to meet you. 535 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,367 Damn. 536 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,828 Shit. Oh, God. One more, one more. 537 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:12,164 Okay, just, Alani, eat the last cauliflower. 538 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:13,957 No, if you put that in my motherfucking face, 539 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,542 - I'm gonna punch you in the face. - Please. Don't be rude. 540 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,294 - I don't want him talking shit at Akbar… - I can't. Please. 541 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:18,837 …about how we don't like his favorite… Hi! 542 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,839 Wow, you guys are really hungry tonight. 543 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,507 - Oh, my God, I'm starving. - Period. 544 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,260 Oh, my God, that was so good. 545 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,804 Your faves were perfection. Hey, you should be a waiter. 546 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:31,099 Oh, what a thought. Are we just splitting it down the middle? 547 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,226 - No, no, I got it. - No… are you… no. 548 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,562 Girl, sit down, no. I got it, I got it. 549 00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,481 I always pay for my girls. 550 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:38,774 It's something I like to do. 551 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,943 Yeah. So, just, 40% tip? 552 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:45,072 - Oh, okay, 45. - Are you sure? 553 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:46,615 Seriously, for everything you do. 554 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,533 Like, I mean this from the bottom of my heart. 555 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,619 Like, service workers make the world go round, 556 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,204 and it's important. 557 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,539 Truly, that means a lot. 558 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:57,376 It's been a year, and my wife and I, we… 559 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,753 - we lost everything in Altadena. - Your wife. 560 00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,671 Just like, gone. 561 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,340 - Oh! - Mm. 562 00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:05,008 - So, it means a lot. - Well, thank you so much. 563 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,635 Yeah. Thanks, guys. I'll see you guys next time. 564 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:07,719 Wow. 565 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,639 His wife? 566 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,140 Oh. Great. 567 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,850 $612. Awesome. 568 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,310 This was supposed to be an investment for me, 569 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,939 and I just wasted $612 on a straight fire victim queer-baiter. 570 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,235 What's the point of being nice if no one that could help me sees it? 571 00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:25,404 Literally everyone on the fucking planet 572 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:28,407 has seen the video, including sexy fucking chef. 573 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,243 What are we gonna do? 574 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:33,328 Ugh, God, okay. 575 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:37,249 Alyssa wants you to apologize, but I don't think you should. 576 00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:39,876 I'm not apologizing. That is so lame. 577 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,837 - That's what I said! - Are you kidding me? 578 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,048 That is not… I'm sorry. I don't give two fucking shits 579 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,342 - about a TRESemmé deal. - Who cares? 580 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,344 - TRESemmé? - Boo! It's shampoo, whatever. 581 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,054 No, I'm not gonna apologize to a bitch 582 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,516 who had the fucking nerve to call us cokeheads online. 583 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,018 No, it's insane that she called us cokeheads, by the way. 584 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,770 No. You're gonna listen to Paulena? 585 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,313 - No, she's fucking done. - She's done. 586 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,983 She's done-uh! 587 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,192 Excuse me. 588 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,403 From Chef. 589 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:07,696 Oh. 590 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,030 Oh. 591 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,451 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 592 00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,328 - Oh, oh, oh. - Oh, my God. What is it? 593 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,914 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 594 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,916 - It's a jar of rice. - Oh, my God. 595 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,919 Oh, my God, it's… 596 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:26,381 Oh, my God. 597 00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:28,925 - It's her number. - I know. 598 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,473 Okay. Should we go take this bitch down? 599 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:37,225 Yeah, let's fucking do it. 600 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,269 Alani, do you have anything that gives underdog? 601 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:42,397 Like Brandy Melville, Anthropologie, Madewell? 602 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,733 I honestly don't. 603 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,485 - But do you guys want a Spindrift? - No, I'm good. 604 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,069 You have vintage. I'll figure it out. 605 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,906 Okay, Tallulah, for the takedown video, 606 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:54,784 I think be, like, super relaxed and not mad at all. 607 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:58,079 Just talk about her coke problem, but do it, like, casually. 608 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,581 - Okay. - Okay. 609 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,500 That should be enough, right? The coke stuff? 610 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:06,087 Like, I wish we had, like, one more thing to put her in internet jail. 611 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,298 - Right. - Oh, my God, jail! 612 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,509 That's where I know her from. From jail. 613 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,344 - What? - You met her in jail? 614 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:14,679 No, in Spanish class, 'cause she went to Crossroads too. 615 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,224 But her family, like, did jail. 616 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:20,685 - Google it. - But I've been googling 617 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,812 "Paulena Grace" all day, nothing comes up. 618 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:25,023 No, well, in high school, she went by her full name. 619 00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:26,441 Paulena Grace Rikers. 620 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:30,278 Oh, my God. Wait, I'm sorry. 621 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,822 Her family owns Rikers Island? 622 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:36,159 Well, no. They sold it like 100 years ago, so. 623 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:37,869 She's a prison nepo baby. 624 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:41,915 But that still plays, right? I mean, they owned it for a little. 625 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:45,710 Yeah, I mean, and now they, like, make chemical weapons. 626 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,155 Wait… 627 00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:48,547 And her dad had to move overseas 'cause, like, 628 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,673 the government said he was too good at business. 629 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:50,840 Oh, my God. 630 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,092 They're war criminals. 631 00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:54,427 That's terrible, but it's perfect. 632 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,513 We won. We won. 633 00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:58,013 Ready? 634 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,934 - Give me the phone, bitch. - You got this. 635 00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:02,811 Pop off, queen. Fuck. 636 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,355 Our girl's first apology video! 637 00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:07,607 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Lula, Lula, look at me. 638 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,568 - Less smile. Lock in. - Mm-hmm. 639 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,184 Hi, guys. 640 00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:18,910 To Paulena Grace Rikers. 641 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:21,621 Yeah, that "Rikers." 642 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:26,668 I'm sorry that I stole one of your literal hundreds of bags 643 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,962 that your daddy bought you with his blood money. 644 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:32,340 I should have never made fun of your necklace brand 645 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,884 that was funded by centuries of suffering. 646 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,929 Where did you get that ratty-ass t-shirt? 647 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,348 That's $900. I put it on backwards. 648 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,225 Yeah, so that's like… that's perjury. 649 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,269 It looks like total shit. 650 00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:45,520 - I know. - And she also 651 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,272 - got onto a Delta flight… - Genius. 652 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:51,526 …with a bag… not a baggie… a bag of coke. 653 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,325 Oh, my God, you guys, it's insane how many people 654 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,785 are coming out with, like, stories about Paulena. 655 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,287 Did you see that old Vine where she says, 656 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:04,539 like, five different slurs in a Wendy's parking lot? 657 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,041 Love. 658 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,293 - I love the internet. - It's dangerous, 659 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,086 but fair, like the ocean. 660 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,380 I'm obviously, like, sad that she's so racist, 661 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,299 but also thrilled that she's so racist. 662 00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:15,675 - Well… - 'Cause we won. 663 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,093 We won this time. 664 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:18,705 What? 665 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,181 - You guys! - What? 666 00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:24,267 Balenciaga just DM'ed me, and they want my address. 667 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,436 - That's on fucking period. - Oh, my God, they're gonna send you a bag. 668 00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:28,605 - Maia, you did that. - Alani! 669 00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:30,523 Are you literally wearing Paulena's necklace 670 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:31,900 - right now? - What? 671 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:35,236 It's really beautiful. Look at the little pineapples. 672 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,571 Come on, everyone is racist. 673 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:37,989 - Nobody wants to see that. - You're an op. 674 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,075 - You are literally an op. - It was like 400 bucks. 675 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:41,951 - Oh, my God! - Not 400. 676 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,620 You're a bad person.